Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Regular price $9.50

Weight: 5.7 Fl. oz.

They say that it cures the common cold and even the flu! One old man said that after he eat some with his eggs he remembered his wife's name. Others say it just makes them feel good all over. We don't know if these claims are true, but we do know that it is absolutely delicious, it's all natural, with no preservatives, and made with pride right here in the USA.

Remember everyone knows somebody, that needs a bottle of Colon Cleaner.


Red Wine Vinegar, Dijon Mustard, (distilled vinegar water, #1 grade mustard seeds, salt, white wine, citric acid, tartaric acid, spices, and turmeric), Yellow Mustard (water, mustard seed, vinegar, salt, turmeric) Natural Sugar, Onions, Habanero Peppers, Garlic, Spices, and Xanthan Gum